Mr. Wonderful

from by Sal Valentine

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statues of my Grecian physique will line the ivory coast
it's mr. wonderful mis-mr. wonderful
parade through the city see me chillin on my private float
it's mr. wonderful mis-mr. wonderful
complimentary tickets to the title fight, front row
it's mr. wonderful mis-mr. wonderful
now baby baby baby come on tell me who you lovin' the most

I never cared too much for humility man
that's why I keep the top down when I'm driving the benz
and drive your girl round town with five of her friends
and that's illegal
so what?

I got the P.D. eating from the palm of my hand
a school of girls cool me off, use a palm as a fan
the philharmonic come to play me a lullabye man
but I'm too tired, put them back in the van

vacation with royalty - Harajuku, Japan
Tokyo social sex and selfies with fans
my personal tailor fly to meet me in France
tomorrow I'll be wining Zoe Kravitz out in Amsterdam

hey MTV let me take you for a tour of one of my cribs
the other two out in Monaco and Wanaka kid
hold up, back up, ah now look what you did
you and that big ass camera knocked over my Giacometti

priceless - guys this serves as a reminder
take better care in the court of the kaiser
the big cheese / commodore, please you guys are
fucking up my day. HONESTLY.

triple platinum mayo yeah they know who I am
christening super yachts - a shake of the hand
you'll find me in Belgium shooting skeet with the fam
tomorrow I'll be teaching Ryan Gosling how to drive like a man


from CHURCH EP, released June 7, 2017



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